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Nick Machiavel had ne'er a trick,
Though he gave his name to our Old Nick.
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Canto I, line 1313.

 

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Nick: Yes.
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Nick: I've been attending to the thousand and one duties that occupy the average secretary during her working hours.
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Prentice: We have an overall moral policy in this clinic from which even I am not exempt. Whilst you're with us I shall expect you to show an interest in no one's sexual organs but your own.
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