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so when I was staying with him, he went 'alright, okay, so what time do you go to bed then?' and I thought 'f**king hell! he doesn't know what he's doing!! SHIIIIIIT!!' I went 'oooh, about, 10 oclock?', 'ah yeah, alright then'. YEEEES!! it's like the same feeling that as an adult I would get walking through customs with heroin in my bottom. 'I'm getting away with iiiiit!

 

Russell Brand

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