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Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!
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The Rush Limbaugh Show, 15 June 1991 , quoted in Fairness & Accuracy In Reporting (1995-05-01). The Way Things Aren't: Rush Limbaugh's Reign of Error. New Press. p. 19. ISBN 156584260X. OCLC 31782620. 

 

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