"I know that he, uh, has, uh, people to defecate in his mouth... uh, black dudes probably." (to "Evil Dave Letterman")
Riley Martin
"I'm losing a great deal of respect for you by simply having this roach Letterman (referring to "Evil Dave Letterman") on your show." (to Howard Stern)
Riley Martin
"Dave, I accidentally turned on your show one night and then threw up all over a f**king couch... looking at your beaver-type face." (to "Evil Dave Letterman")
Riley Martin
These big Texas interns kept saying, "Mrs. Kennedy, you come with us", they wanted to take me away from him... But I said "I'm not leaving"... Dave Powers came running to me at the hospital, crying when he saw me, my legs, my hands were covered with his brains... When Dave saw this he burst out weeping... I said "I'm not going to leave him, I'm not going to leave him"... I was standing outside in this narrow corridor... ten minutes later this big policeman brought me a chair.
Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis
Martin, Riley
Martin, Steve
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