Silvio Berlusconi

They're not gaffes. I've made no gaffes.

Churchill liberated us from the Nazis, Silvio Berlusconi is liberating us from communists.

Foreign press is usually leftist and describes us differently from what we really are.

If the left wing was to rule, the result would be misery, terror and death, like it happens in every place where communism rules.

The public prosecutor … should be subject to regular examinations to attest to sanity.

We could not field a big enough force to avoid this risk [of rape]. We would need so many soldiers because our women are so beautiful.

The journalist Enzo Biagi left the RAI out of free will … he did it for the money.

Go and read the black book on communism and you'll find that under Mao's China they didn't eat babies but they boiled them to fertilise the fields.

The left has always been on the wrong side. They were against Hitler, but not against Stalin.

I always win, I'm cursed to win.

One of the wildest elections in Italian history is finally over. And as expected, it came down to one guy, the guy who inspired a group of topless female protesters to storm his polling station. That looks so inappropriate. Shouting, "Enough, Berlusconi, enough!"
That's right. Bunga, bunga is back. Yesterday and today, all of the headlines had been about Silvio Berlusconi's amazing return to power.
There's just one problem. He lost. When all the votes were counted, Silvio finished with 31 percent, a strong showing but only good enough for second place behind a guy called Pier Luigi Bersani.
But still every headline is about sweet Silvio, because sometimes you don't have to be first to be famous. Even people who hate him, and there are a lot of them, want to read and hear about him. … Silvio, Danica and Tiger, what a threesome. They're not famous for nothing. They are hugely successful at a level that most of us can only dream of.
But what really matters is that they have that something, that ineffable and intangible something simply known as star power. People care about them. That's even when they lose, they're the ones we want to hear about.
And maybe that's a great gift or maybe it leads to an intense stressful life since every loss and every failures in the headlines you can't have any secrets. Only perfection is enough.

Only Napoleon did more than I have done. But I am definitely taller.

I used all my playboy skills and courted the Finnish President.

People will vote for Daniela Santanch? because she is a beautiful babe.

I'm getting out to mind my own fucking business, from somewhere else, and so I'm leaving this shitty country, of which I'm sickened.

Obviously the government of [Mussolini's] time, out of fear that German power might lead to complete victory, preferred to ally itself with Hitler's Germany rather than opposing it … The racial laws were the worst fault of Mussolini as a leader, who in so many other ways did well.

To do that kind of job you must be mentally disturbed.

Freedom means having the right to freely educate your children, and freely means no obligation to send them in a public school, where teachers want to inculcate principles different from the principles that their parents want to inculcate them in a familiar context.

Ladies, I have a mission for you on election day: cook! Sweet and exquisite things, please. Bring them to the polling station to be examined. The boldest can try making a tart, the most skilful, profiteroles

I know in Italy there is a producer, producing a film on Nazi concentration camps. I will suggest you for the role of kapo. You would be perfect for that role.