Sarah Silverman
Jewish-American actress, stand-up comedian, writer, singer and musician.
I got jury duty … and I didn't want to go, so my friend said, "You should write something really really racist on the form when you return it. Like, you should put 'I hate chinks'." And I said, "I'm not going to put that on there just to get out of jury duty. I don't want people to think that about me." So instead I wrote, "I love chinks." And who doesn't?
The writers of "Sanford and Son" were so brave in bringing their program to television. I mean, working with all those black people!
Wow! She is amazing. She is 25 years old and she's already accomplished everything she's going to accomplish in her life. It's mind blowing … have you seen Britney's kids? Oh my god, they are the most adorable mistakes you will ever see! They are as cute as the hairless vagina they came out of!
I'm so glad Courtney Love is here; I left my crack in my other purse.
I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.
This song brings me back … I was brutally raped to this song.
I love you more than bears love honey,
I love you more than Jews love money,
I love you more than Asians are good at math.
I love you even if it's not hip,
I love you more than black guys don't tip,
I love you like Puerto Ricans need baths.