Robbie Williams
British songwriter, singer and performer.
I'm a born entertainer. When I open the fridge door and the light goes on, I burst into song.
I sit and talk to God, and he just laughs at my plans.
I miss having someone to cuddle up and have an early night with. But I'm looking. Meanwhile, I'm having a few relationships that don't mean much.
When people come out of rehab, they usually go to secondary rehab for another six months and then enter back into society gradually. But I came out and did Top Of The Pops straight away!
I'm not married, I've never been married, I have no girlfriend, I want a girlfriend. I'm Aquarius, I'm average in bed, I'm a good footballer. I like food and I can move things with my mind.
Don't throw me teddy-bears, I'm 23! I'm a man! Throw me condoms or money! Paper, not coins.
I am the only man who can say he's been in Take That and at least two members of the Spice Girls.
The only thing I really like about myself is my huge willy!
Yeah, I think that it's important once you get on national television you make sure your fly is up. 'course you don't want anything unnecessary happening - like exposure.
When I was in Ireland I picked up a TV set in my hotel room and walked right out of the building. My room was on the first floor and I actually threw it back through the window onto my bed. I did it the other way round! That's more rock'n'roll than rock'n'roll!
I'm contemplating thinking about thinking…
but....it's overrated - just get another drink in!
Screw you, I didn't like your taste anyway, I chose you,
That's all gone to waste, It's Saturday, I'll go out and find another you.
I don't think I'm that good-looking and I think that's why I've got this far - everyone took pity on me.
Well tonight I'm gonna live for today, so come along for the ride,
I hope I'm old before I die.
When I first met him [David Beckham] I didn't know whether to shake his hand or lick his face.
There aren't that many people that I'd go "ooh, they're lovely", but then I've slept with them all!
It's not how you look on the outside, it's the beauty inside that counts... and a couple of big tits work for me too.
I enjoy nakedness. I am a bit of a naturist at heart.
I can't take myself seriously because what I do is very silly. It's not brain surgery that I'm doing, it's just about picking up a guitar and writing a song and expressing what you want to say and it doesn't make you Einstein.
There'll be the same old faces,
in the same old places,
where my youth was well misspent,
but I toe the line and move in time,
to a town called no regrets.