Paul DiLascia
Paul DiLascia is editor of the Microsoft Systems Journal column C/C++ Q+A He died the night of September 3rd, 2008.
The question remains: how?
If you're totally confused, don't worry, it means your brain is functioning normally.
Everything is hunky-dory and your program works fine.
Like I said, you're damned either way. (1993/10)
I was once hired to develop a Windows-based chemistry library for a company that builds reactors that burn toxic metal waste into harmless substances (really). (1993/11)
Pretty simple. Except for one little problem: it doesn't work! (various)
..I'll be laughing when I'm old and and all my programmer friends have gone alexic from staring at too many tiny pixels
Does that remind you of anything? No? Give up?
...your 90MHz Pentium won't have any trouble doing arithmetic (except for certain divisions).
That's left as an exercise for the reader.
We've use a number of different adjectives to describe Span, but "cool" has never been one of them.
...I hate typing... (1993/6)
...perhaps this is a "feature", not a bug....
...a fate I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy...
..flibbertiwidgets are free...
But hey, I only work here. Besides, it works. (1995/6)
If this code works, it was written by Paul DiLascia. If not, I don't know who wrote it
What are you doing, anyway? Writing code for IBM? (1996/1)