Paul DiLascia
Paul DiLascia is editor of the Microsoft Systems Journal column C/C++ Q+A He died the night of September 3rd, 2008.
...I hate typing... (1993/6)
If you're totally confused, don't worry, it means your brain is functioning normally.
...a fate I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy...
..flibbertiwidgets are free...
If this code works, it was written by Paul DiLascia. If not, I don't know who wrote it
What are you doing, anyway? Writing code for IBM? (1996/1)
...this baroque language...
...[some code] looks disgusting, but that's life. (1993/6)
But hey, I only work here. Besides, it works. (1995/6)
...perhaps this is a "feature", not a bug....
We've use a number of different adjectives to describe Span, but "cool" has never been one of them.
That's left as an exercise for the reader.
...your 90MHz Pentium won't have any trouble doing arithmetic (except for certain divisions).
Does that remind you of anything? No? Give up?
..I'll be laughing when I'm old and and all my programmer friends have gone alexic from staring at too many tiny pixels
Pretty simple. Except for one little problem: it doesn't work! (various)
I was once hired to develop a Windows-based chemistry library for a company that builds reactors that burn toxic metal waste into harmless substances (really). (1993/11)
Like I said, you're damned either way. (1993/10)
Everything is hunky-dory and your program works fine.