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Nigel Blackwell

Nigel Blackwell, songwriter and lead singer of satirical UK rock band Half Man Half Biscuit.
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Car crime's low, gun crime's lower,
The town hall band CD, it's a grower,
you never hear of folk getting knocked on the bonce,
although there was a drive-by shouting once,
but there's a brass band everywhere,
and I don't drive so I don't care,
and as a nightingale sang in Berkeley Square,
what is Chatteris if you're not there?
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There's people who can't spell 'weird' right driving round with thousands in the bank,
but I get by, got a lot on my mind; I get by, got allotments on my mind.
No frills, handy for the hills, that's the way you spell New Mills.

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Mention The Lord of the Rings just once more and I'll more than likely kill you.
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When I'm dying for a cigarette, I think of all the free ones that I'd get if I killed myself and came back as a beagle, WOOF!
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I know Bono and he knows Ono, she knows Eno whose phone goes thus:
"Brian's not home, he's at the North Pole, but if you'd like to leave a weird noise..."
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The three men I admire most -- the father, son, and Mickie Most -- took the last train for the coast, to rendezvous with Peter Glaze, to kill Don Maclean.
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There's no room for enigmas in built-up areas.
I'm off to see The Bootleg Beatles as the bootleg Mark Chapman.
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