Mel Brooks
American actor, director, and screenwriter.
Revolutionary Leader: And now, let us end this meeting on a high note. [Proceeds to sing a sharp high note, followed by the rest of the revolutionaries.]
Lead Tenor Stormtrooper: Springtime, for Hitler, and Germany
Winter, for Poland and France!
Igor:: Sed-a...
Inga:: Sed-a...
Igor:: Dirty word! He said a dirty word!
Dark Helmet: What's the matter Colonel Sandurz... chicken?!
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Dark Helmet : What? You went over my helmet?
Moses : God has given us these fifteen— (after dropping one of the tablets) Oy! Ten — ten commandments!
[on ancient poetry] Nog Nog! Mkellen bebog! V'luch Matuch Maluch M'tog!
I was in the middle of shooting the last few weeks of Blazing Saddles somewhere in the Antelope Valley, and Gene Wilder and I were having a cup of coffee and he said, I have this idea that there could be another "Frankenstein." I said not another — we've had the son of, the cousin of, the brother-in-law, we don't need another Frankenstein. His idea was very simple: What if the grandson of Dr. Frankenstein wanted nothing to do with the family whatsoever. He was ashamed of those wackos. I said, "That's funny."
Count de Monet: It is said that the people are revolting
King Louis XVI : You said it. They stink on ice.
Robin Hood: Because unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with a English accent.
Sheriff of Rotingham King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!
[explaining that Paul Revere was Anti-Semitic] He was scared they were moving into the neighborhood. "They're coming, they're coming. The Yiddish, they're coming"
Stormtrooper Mel : Don't be stupid, be a smarty
Come and join the Nazi Party!
Josephus: I'm Josephus, and I'm the main course over at the Colosseum!
Angel of Death ain't kissing me! I'm full of garlic!
Ahchoo:Man, white men can't jump!!
Sheriff Bart [waking up a drunk Jim in jail]: Are we awake?
Jim "The Waco Kid": We don't know. Are we black?
Sheriff Bart: Yes we are.
Jim "The Waco Kid": Then we're awake, but we're very puzzled.
Count de Monet [consistently mispronounced as "money"]: Bearnaise, do we have any of those delicious raisins left?
Bearnaise: You ate yours. These are mine.
Count de Monet: Au contraire, they are mine! I paid for them! Hand them over!
Bearnaise [sotto voce, mimicking]: 'I paid for them! They're mine!' [Blows a raspberry]
Count de Monet: Don't be saucy with me, Bearnaise.
Man In Front of Castle: Hey Abbot!