Mel Brooks
American actor, director, and screenwriter.
Mel is sensual with me. He treats me like an uncle — a dirty uncle. He's an earthy man and very moral underneath. He has traditional values.
Igor:: Sed-a...
Inga:: Sed-a...
Igor:: Dirty word! He said a dirty word!
Dark Helmet : What? You went over my helmet?
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Dark Helmet: What's the matter Colonel Sandurz... chicken?!
Moses : God has given us these fifteen— (after dropping one of the tablets) Oy! Ten — ten commandments!
Lead Tenor Stormtrooper: Springtime, for Hitler, and Germany
Winter, for Poland and France!
Jail Inmates: Eighty fff....Eighty fff....Eighty fff....Eighty fff....Eighty Six!
Townspeople: A black sheriff?
Blinkin: He's Black?!
Ahchoo: Why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles.
Impoverished Paris Street Merchant (Jack Carter): Rats, rats for sale. Get your rats. Good for rat stew, rat soup, or the ever-popular ratatouille.
Max Bialystock: How could this happen? I was so careful. I picked the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong cast. Where did I go right?
As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.
King Richard: From this day forward, all toilets in this kingdom shall be known as...'Johns'!
Dr. Frankenstein:: Igor, would you give me a hand with the bags?
Igor:: [doing a Groucho Marx] Certainly, you take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban.
Lonestar: That's all we needed, a Druish Princess!
Excuse me, is this England?
Dark Helmet : So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
You know Cuneiform? You know Sanskrit? It's neither of those.
Sheriff Bart: Excuse me while I whip this out.