King of England Charles II (1630 – 1685)
King of England, Scotland, and Ireland.
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There are three things in life that are certain: death, taxes and that it is raining in Tavistock.
We have a pretty witty king,
Whose word no man relies on;
He never said a foolish thing,
Nor ever did a wise one.
Let not poor Nelly starve.
I have tried him drunk and I have tried him sober and there is nothing in him.
If we are understood, more words are unnecessary; if we are not likely to be understood, they are useless.
Whenever we hear something strange or remarkable, we must tell it to the marines, for with their great service on land and sea they will know whether or not 'tis true.
He had been, he said, an unconscionable time dying; but he hoped that they would excuse it.
If his Majesty is resolved to have my head, he may make a whistle of my arse if he pleases.
Now, nephew to your work! St George for England!
I'm definitely the best king in England at the moment.
Don't worry Jamie — they'll not kill me to make you King.
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