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George Burns (1896 – 1996)


Born Nathan Birnbaum, was an American comedian, actor and comedic partner and husband of Gracie Allen.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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Happiness is having a loving, close knit family in another city.
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When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.




The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.  
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If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I'd sleep with it.
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