Fred Gallagher
"Two jail breaks, unauthorized Rent-A-Zilla usage, operating a Zilla without a license, deploying an opposing force without a permit, deployment of defensive weaponry without a license, illegal use of duct tape... You've been busy."
"'I wish I was never born' is too expensive for my budget, but I think I can swing this."
"There's something else... something about this place... something unusual... Oh yeah! I've never been in a girl's bathroom before! Cool!"
"Piro, I've been thinking..." - "Aren't there laws against that?"
Pirogoeth: "Please don't wave dead things in my face, or I'll hurt you."
"The world doesn't need more warm bodies, it needs happier people."
"But, we lack b33r. Ph34r my l4ck of b33r!"
Kimiko: "I've been a klutz all evening. I don't know what's wrong with me."
Megumi: "That's easy. You're a little 'unbalanced'."
"Aaaaagh!!!! Oh my god how embarrassing! That does it! I'm not wearing these things anymore."
"Oh... you poor girl. You really do need them, don't you?"
"Don't be such a meanie..."
Flight attendant: "Sir, please, it's against airline policy to use the headphone cord to strangle a fellow passenger." - "Just gimme five more minutes..."
"Your game and your rules. But it doesn't mean I have to play."
Largo: "Chill, dude. I'm sure we'll get deported eventually. Remember that roadtrip we took to Canada?"
"Actually, I was kind of hoping to avoid that experience again..."
"Hey come on... we got handcuffed by real Mounties! That was cool."