Fred Gallagher
"The world doesn't need more warm bodies, it needs happier people."
"But, we lack b33r. Ph34r my l4ck of b33r!"
Kimiko: "I've been a klutz all evening. I don't know what's wrong with me."
Megumi: "That's easy. You're a little 'unbalanced'."
"Aaaaagh!!!! Oh my god how embarrassing! That does it! I'm not wearing these things anymore."
"Oh... you poor girl. You really do need them, don't you?"
"Don't be such a meanie..."
Flight attendant: "Sir, please, it's against airline policy to use the headphone cord to strangle a fellow passenger." - "Just gimme five more minutes..."
"Your game and your rules. But it doesn't mean I have to play."
Largo: "Chill, dude. I'm sure we'll get deported eventually. Remember that roadtrip we took to Canada?"
"Actually, I was kind of hoping to avoid that experience again..."
"Hey come on... we got handcuffed by real Mounties! That was cool."
As Endgames Largo, having discovered a go-kart: "Wow, we don't even have to worry about fuel! It runs on fruit!"
Largo: "This scene is saying, 'I am lame.' "
"This scene is saying, 'I am really lame.' "
"This scene says, 'This is the lamest thing that ever crawled out of the lamest hole on the planet where all lameness was originally spawned in the known universe.' "
Piro: "And having a girl break your arm in three places wasn't lame?"
Largo: "Nah, that was cool."
"Life is about contrast. You can usualy find humor in almost everything you do. Sometimes, things just aren't funny."
Kimiko: "It's just a little something... From a fan." - "From a fan? Already? You might want to keep it away from the food."
"Please flee in terror in an orderly manner!"
Kimiko: "Besides, I figure if I make the dress real hard to get out of, it'll keep you out of trouble." - ... - "Remind me again... Who has an audition for a voice part in a porn game today?"
"They don't build these things like they used to.. One stray H.E.A.T. round and down they go."
Largo: "Up in the sky! It's raining zombies!"
Dom: "The explosion Ed set off must have formed an interdimensional rift. We've duplicated this in the Sega Labs before - it's where the Sega CD came from."
"Your actions constitute severe violations of many local ordinances and national laws... Not to mention several international treaties and the Android Rights Act of 1978. Ever consider a career in cataclysm management? Lemme buy you a beer."
"It has a secret program of ultimate destruction. All Sonys do."
Erika: "Did you sleep with the producer?"
"No. I did not."
"Do you need me to?"
"No."
"Well, that's a shame."
"Dealing with the constant conflict between the time Megatokyo needs, the time my day job as an architect requires, and the small in-between moments that are left for Seraphim and myself... I won't lie, it's been a hard balancing act. But it's always been worth it, because i feel that Megatokyo is something to be proud of (even with all it's problems). Unfortunately, something happened Monday that changed this balance drastically...
Monday afternoon I was laid off."
Flight attendant: "Does anyone here speak l33t?" - "j0"
"Sometimes you just gotta go with whatya got! Pathetic people need love too!"