Fred Gallagher
"Video games are a conduit for the soul. They expand our lives, channel our imagination, test our skillz. Games exist as a channel for the boundless energy of people all over the world. It is a medium you are incapable of understanding."
Largo: "Chill, dude. I'm sure we'll get deported eventually. Remember that roadtrip we took to Canada?"
"Actually, I was kind of hoping to avoid that experience again..."
"Hey come on... we got handcuffed by real Mounties! That was cool."
"Your game and your rules. But it doesn't mean I have to play."
Pirogoeth: "Please don't wave dead things in my face, or I'll hurt you."
Kimiko: "I've been a klutz all evening. I don't know what's wrong with me."
Megumi: "That's easy. You're a little 'unbalanced'."
"Aaaaagh!!!! Oh my god how embarrassing! That does it! I'm not wearing these things anymore."
"Oh... you poor girl. You really do need them, don't you?"
"Don't be such a meanie..."
"But, we lack b33r. Ph34r my l4ck of b33r!"
"The world doesn't need more warm bodies, it needs happier people."
Flight attendant: "Sir, please, it's against airline policy to use the headphone cord to strangle a fellow passenger." - "Just gimme five more minutes..."
"I'm not negative, I just have a fail-friendly way of looking at the world."
"Ph34r my l33t n3kkid skillz!!!"
Piro: "Nice mullet. Do all your heroes look like 'MacGyver'?" - "There are no more heroes."
"There are no ski lifts in the world of creativity. You gotta haul your own ass up the slope every time you want to come back down it. It's not so bad, the more you climb up, the stronger you get, and the higher you can go, which makes for better runs."
To Erika: "Woah... you are r4ck3d! Hey, both of our roomies are totally wasted. Whaddya say...when we get to your place let me show you what l33t things I can do with your systemz. I kin mak3 em scr34m!"
"yknow, now that i think about it, the greeks were pretty Emo, weren't they?"
"All men are fanboys. You need to stop being so prissy and learn how to benefit from it."
Largo: "Don't you ever think that there might be more to life than just games?"
"You mean like finding a girlfriend, getting out of debt, moving ahead in our careers, stuff like that?"
"Yea."
"There was a sim game about that, wasn't there?"
"Yea, it sucked."
"'Nuff said."
"You vomited, I took that for a 'yes'."
"Give me a city block to rebuild anyday. Some things just can't be fixed."
"Even when they have digital readouts, I can't understand them."
"She's not a person, Largo, she's a commodity. Be happy for her. At least commodities are worth something."