Fred Gallagher
"Sometimes you just gotta go with whatya got! Pathetic people need love too!"
Largo: "This scene is saying, 'I am lame.' "
"This scene is saying, 'I am really lame.' "
"This scene says, 'This is the lamest thing that ever crawled out of the lamest hole on the planet where all lameness was originally spawned in the known universe.' "
Piro: "And having a girl break your arm in three places wasn't lame?"
Largo: "Nah, that was cool."
"Life is about contrast. You can usualy find humor in almost everything you do. Sometimes, things just aren't funny."
Kimiko: "It's just a little something... From a fan." - "From a fan? Already? You might want to keep it away from the food."
"Please flee in terror in an orderly manner!"
Kimiko: "Besides, I figure if I make the dress real hard to get out of, it'll keep you out of trouble." - ... - "Remind me again... Who has an audition for a voice part in a porn game today?"
"They don't build these things like they used to.. One stray H.E.A.T. round and down they go."
Largo: "Up in the sky! It's raining zombies!"
Dom: "The explosion Ed set off must have formed an interdimensional rift. We've duplicated this in the Sega Labs before - it's where the Sega CD came from."
"Your actions constitute severe violations of many local ordinances and national laws... Not to mention several international treaties and the Android Rights Act of 1978. Ever consider a career in cataclysm management? Lemme buy you a beer."
"It has a secret program of ultimate destruction. All Sonys do."
Erika: "Did you sleep with the producer?"
"No. I did not."
"Do you need me to?"
"No."
"Well, that's a shame."
"Dealing with the constant conflict between the time Megatokyo needs, the time my day job as an architect requires, and the small in-between moments that are left for Seraphim and myself... I won't lie, it's been a hard balancing act. But it's always been worth it, because i feel that Megatokyo is something to be proud of (even with all it's problems). Unfortunately, something happened Monday that changed this balance drastically...
Monday afternoon I was laid off."
Flight attendant: "Does anyone here speak l33t?" - "j0"
As Endgames Largo, having discovered a go-kart: "Wow, we don't even have to worry about fuel! It runs on fruit!"
"Never let anything become a zombie that's difficult to kill."
"What you say in the games is scripted, and the actions the protagonist takes are often things that a player might wish he'd do, but often never would in real life. Hell, just the act of talking to a girl, something that seems to happen in these games without thought, is something most players are almost incapable of doing. Add to that the fact that you are often dealing with several girls, all of whom you are chasing to one degree or another. Maybe the problem isn't that the situations in the games (lots of girls who may be interested in you) isn't phony, maybe it's the actions of the protagonist (guided by the player) that are the biggest fantasy of all."
"This is my life. My game. My rules. If you want to be a part of it, you will respect that."
"Shoujo manga has helped me with so many problems. All I need to do is read until I find a similar situation and it will tell me everything I need to know."
"There it was! A AMD Athlon CPU that wasn't being overclocked! This was a crime! I felt that I had to right this injustice!"
"September 11, 2001 - A Failure of Conscience
Buildings can be rebuilt, no matter what the size. The void in sky is not just the absence of buildings, but the loss of faith in the human conscience.
We hold out hope that this, too, can be rebuilt."