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Dave Attell


Stand-up comedian.
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Dave Attell
Florida looks like a gigantic penis! Doesn't it? Have you ever googled it? It looks like a gigantic peener! About to shoot a load of freedom all over Cuba. A bukkake of choices and ideas.
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That was funny, yet sad. Kind of like getting tit-fucked by a clown.
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Don't get me wrong, I like to cuddle. But there is such a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so that they can't get away.




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Sparklers are the gay cousins of the fireworks family. I think a flashlight is more dangerous than a sparkler. My friends got M-80s, bottle rockets, ammonium nitrate, manure, a rented van. They're blowing shit up, getting things done. I'm walking around with a sparkler like the Special Olympics torch-boy.
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