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On the other hand, and let's face it, there's always another hand, unless you're a Saudi Arabian shoplifter of course, hurt feelings can be quite traumatic. I've heard that it can take seconds, sometimes even minutes, to get over it.
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O dhimmi Canada (January 19, 2008; from YouTube)

 

Pat Condell

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