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Although somebody said, "He's a stupid man's idea of what a smart person sounds like," but he is more plausible than the other guys that they've been pushing up.
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Krugman, Paul (20 November 2011), This Week with Christiane Amanpour, ABC News 
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Krugman attributed an nearly identical quote to Ezra Klein regarding Dick Armey in "Delusions of Mobility", The New York Times, 18 November 2011 . Similar statements have been made about others as far back as Elizabeth Bowen writing of Aldous Huxley in the Spectator, 1936-12-11, "He is at once the truly clever person and the stupid person's idea of the clever person."

 

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