I think he was shafted by a complete shower of shits.

 

I think he was shafted by a complete shower of shits.
--
Tania Branigan, "Plotters force out Campbell, The Guardian, 16 October 2007, p. 1
--
Liberal Democrat MP Mike Hancock, on Campbell's resignation.

 

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