Boy I tell you what, if I were a girl, I'd never shave! I'd look like I'm smuggling around Chewbacca in my underbritches!
Larry the Cable Guy
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Whenever I go to shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving, so I say, "I'm gonna go shave, too."
Mitch Hedberg
In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the seventies, to get a girl you've got to be a girl.
Mort Sahl
Bigfoot may well be an extraterrestrial, because — remember Chewbacca?
George Noory
Sir, I just think that's it's f**king brilliant that you somehow managed to tie Chuck Norris, Chewbacca the Wookie, and Jesus Christ together.
Kevin Smith
She's not a bad girl because
She made me see, hmmm...
How love could be.
But she's a bad girl because (bad girl because)
She wants to be free, hmmmm... (bad girl because)
She wants to be free (bad girl)Smokey Robinson
Larry the Cable Guy
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