If there was a god, I'd still have both nuts.

 

If there was a god, I'd still have both nuts.
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Lance Armstrong

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I wonder how Feynman would feel if he had to be talking to not just a few nuts of this kind but e.g. to 2,500 similar nuts who would be moreover described by the media as good scientists, if not the best ones in the world. ;-) Good for him that he managed to die in time.

 

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