He just didn't quite get his leg over.

 

He just didn't quite get his leg over.
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Commentating on Ian Botham trying but failing to step over the stumps
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Johnston, Barry. The Wit of Cricket. Hodder & Stoughton. ISBN 9781444715026. 

 

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