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My boss is like, if you took Willy Wonka, and mixed him with Hitler. He's got like — he's crazy like Willie Wonka and he's psycho like Hitler. But he doesn't have a mustache.
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Ed Helms (2005-01-25). "American Resolutions: A Series of Human Interest Stories Used to Emotionally Manipulate You". The Daily Show. The Daily Show official website. Retrieved on 2009-03-29.

 
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