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I can't rationalize the brilliance and knowledge that you have about the intricacies of the market with the crazy bullshit I see you do each night.
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Jim Cramer Unedited Interview Part 2. The Daily Show official website. (2009-03-12). Retrieved on 2009-04-12.

 
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