But mothers lie. It's in the job description.
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Colin Singleton, p. 4John Green
Selfish hedonism is not a pejorative. It is a description — an exactly accurate description of what is involved in homosexual relations.
Alan Keyes
When a stranger identifies you from a friend's description, it's just as well you didn't hear the description.
Mignon McLaughlin
Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. Mothers are different. Mothers are darlings.
Oscar Wilde
I want to combine the NAACP with Mothers Against Drunk Driving. It's called Mothers Against the Advancement of Colored People.
Zach Galifianakis
They are all one, the mothers of us all, like the money you spent. Imagine the vanish of weight if the advice of your mother never existed. They tell us things, unless we have no mothers and either way things turn out such that nothing you've ever heard is ever any help.
Daniel Handler
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