Yeah, I graduated with a 4.0… blood alcohol level.

 

Yeah, I graduated with a 4.0… blood alcohol level.
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In a speech to LSU students at the Manship School of Communications' Holliday Forum on January 27, 2006.

 

James Carville

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For the whole revival.
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