Clyde: I wondered why he had his hand on his hip when I shot him.
Jack Benny
For a moment, sitting there in above the city, I imagined life outside narcissism. I wondered how beautiful it might be to think of others as more important than myself. I wondered at how peaceful it might be not to be pestered by that childish voice that wants for pleasures and attention. I wondered what it would be like not to live in a house of mirrors, evereywhere I go being reminded of myself.
Don Miller
[talking about hunting quail] You shoot them with bird shot! Not like a BB gun, which would do the job. No, bird shot which is just a spray of f**king metal and shit, just [does hand gesture and blows raspberry].
Lewis Black
Have you wondered why all the windows in heaven were
broken?
Have you seen the homeless in the grave of God's
hand?
Do you want to acquaint the larks with the fatuous
music of war?Kenneth Patchen
Clyde: Then the animals lit fires to keep us away.
Jack Benny
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