Jack Benny: Where's that big glass star I told you to pack away last Christmas?
Jack Benny
Jack Benny: That star has five points.
Jack Benny
England was merry England, when
Old Christmas brought his sports again.
‘Twas Christmas broach’d the mightiest ale;
‘Twas Christmas told the merriest tale;
A Christmas gambol oft could cheer
The poor man’s heart through half the year.Walter Scott
Jack Benny: Does it have to be both?
Jack Benny
Jack Benny: I'm thinking it over!
Jack Benny
Pat Robertson: He's going to have a second term. He's going to win. Romney will win the election.
Benny Hinn: You believe that.
Pat Robertson: I absolutely believe that.
Benny Hinn: What makes you believe that?
Pat Robertson: Cause the Lord told me.Pat Robertson
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