Jack Benny: We're a little late, so good night, folks.
Jack Benny
Jack Benny: Does it have to be both?
Jack Benny
Jack Benny: I'm thinking it over!
Jack Benny
Jack Benny: That star has five points.
Jack Benny
Jack Benny: Where's that big glass star I told you to pack away last Christmas?
Jack Benny
For the record, I don’t deserve this. But I have lower back pain and don’t deserve that either. (After being listed as one of the twenty most brilliant living Christian Professors. Originally sourced to Jack Benny.)
Robert J. Marks
Benny, Jack
Benserade, Isaac de
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