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I plan to send my liver somewhere in France, to protest foie gras (liver pate) ... I plan to have handbags made from my skin ... and an umbrella stand made from my seat.
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speaking to onMilwaukee.com, 2005February 1
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Ingrid Newkirk's will, quoted in "Mother Nature", The Observer 2003June 22

 

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