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That little monkey. The theorem was that he was too small to play in the NFL
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Referring to Mike Adamle during an Exhibition Hall of Fame Game, Kansas City Chiefs vs. New York Giants, Fawcett Stadium, Canton Ohio, July 29, 1972

 

Howard Cosell

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Cover me, darling please.
Monkey, monkey, monkey.
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Peter Gabriel

 

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Eddie Izzard

 

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Kenneth Boulding

 

A buzzard took the monkey for a ride in the air
The monkey thought that everything was on the square
The buzzard tried to throw the monkey off his back
But the monkey grabbed his neck and said — "Now listen, Jack..."
"Straighten up and fly right
Straighten up and fly right
Straighten up and fly right
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Nat King Cole

 

Workin' in the fillin' station - too many tasks.
Wipe the windows - check the tires - check the oil - dollar gas!
Too much monkey business. Too much monkey business.
Don't want your botheration, get away, leave me!
Too much monkey business for me!

 

Chuck Berry