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Family Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Oliver Herford | Family Quotes
Actresses will happen in the best-regulated families.
Desmond Tutu
You don’t choose your family. They are God’s gift to you, as you are to them.
Preston and Steve
I know a whole bunch of families that got AIDS... I mean lice!!!!




Thomas Love Peacock
Respectable means rich, and decent means poor. I should die if I heard my family called decent.
Begum Inaara Aga Khan
Families are the best place to learn and practice mutual tolerance and acceptance.
Jerry Ford | Family Quotes
The length of one's days matters less than the love of one's family and friends.
Jay London
My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.
Fyodor Dostoevsky
A widow, the mother of a family, and from her heart she produces chords to which my whole being responds.
Matt Groening
Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.
Marisa Miller
Everyone in my family is a nurse except me.
John Updike | Family Quotes
...there ought to be a law that we change identities and families every ten years or so.




Jarvis Cocker
Pornography takes all the reality out of sex and Disney does that to family life.
George Savile
A Princely Mind will undo a private Family.
Dave Barry
The best way to learn Japanese is to be born as a Japanese baby, in Japan, raised by a Japanese family.
Emo Philips
When I was ten, my family moved to Downers Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them.
Adam Smith | Family Quotes
What is prudence in the conduct of every private family, can scarce be folly in that of a great kingdom.
Gerald Ford
The length of one's days matters less than the love of one's family and friends.
Brus,Gunter
You become an artist to upset your family.
Leo Tolstoy
All happy families resemble one another, each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
Anonymous
The family that prays together stays together.


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