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There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, "It is just as I feared!—
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!"
--
Book of Nonsense, Limerick 1 (1846).

 

Edward Lear

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