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Harry Whittington [clip]: My family and I are deeply sorry for all that Vice President Cheney and his family have had to go through this past week.
Jon Stewart: Wow. How powerful a man do you have to be to able to shoot someone in the face and have that guy say, "My bad"?
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Jon Stewart, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart season 11 episode 26, 2006-02-21
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regarding Vice President Dick Cheney shooting lawyer Harry Whittington while hunting quail

 

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"“By the way, I have trouble listening to what [Cheney] says sometimes because of the blood that drips from his teeth while he’s talking, but my response is this: he’s just angry because the president doesn’t shoot old men in the face. But by the way, when he was done speaking, did he just then turn into a bat and fly away?”"

 

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