Folks should do their own f**kin', then they wouldn't want to listen to a lot of clatfart about another man's.
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Lady Chatterley's Lover (1928)D. H. Lawrence
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I'm sorry, was that homophobic? No--I think it was, 'cause I hear that a lot. Dave, What?, You're talking about being gay. You probably secretly are gay. And I'm like listen voice in my head, I'm not! HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT? HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT? I know I wouldn't like it, other scarier voice in my head! Cause one time while making a sandwich, a cucumber went up my ass. Three times.
Dave Attell
[On the Gulf War] The ground war lasted 100 hours. A hundred f**kin' hours. I've had parties go on longer than that, folks!
Sam Kinison
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