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Alison Bechdel

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Clarice: To most people, it's obvious that the Whitewater allegations and the sexual harassment suit are politically motivated. And everyone else is too jaded to care if Bill f**ks his cat.
Raffi: F**ks!
Toni: Do you want the honor of recording that under "Baby's first word," or shall I?
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#190, "Unminced Words" (1994), collected in Unnatural DTWOF (1995)

 
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Mo: I miss the good old days. Smash the family! Smash the state!
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