A cow couldn't find its calf in this room.

 

A cow couldn't find its calf in this room.

 

Addison Mizner

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There is no room for injustice anywhere in the American mansion. But there is always room for understanding toward those who see the old ways crumbling. And to them, today, I simply say this: It must come. It is right that it should come. And when it has, you will find that a burden has been lifted from your shoulders, too.

 

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