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… I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
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w:Mr. Garrison, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999); referring to menstruation
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Spider Jerusalem w:Transmetropolitan issue number 16 (1998); a variant: "Never trust anything that bleeds for four days but doesn't die."
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w:Neil LaBute, writer and director, w:In the Company of Men (1997); a variant: "I don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die."
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w:Jessie Prichard Hunter, Blood Music (1993); a variant: "One time this guy told me he didn't trust women because he could never trust anything that bleeds for five days every month and doesn't die."
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w:Julius Alvin, Intensely Gross Jokes (1993); a variant: "How come you can't trust a woman? Who could trust someone who bleeds for five days but doesn't die."

 

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