...a trip through a sewer in a glass-bottom boat.

 

...a trip through a sewer in a glass-bottom boat.
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On Hollywood.
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Quoted by Stuart B. McIver, Dreamers, Schemers and Scalawags, Pineapple Press, Sarasota, Florida, 1994. ISBN 1-56164-034-4.

 

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