Well, between Scotch and nothin', I suppose I’d take Scotch. It’s the nearest thing to good moonshine I can find.
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As quoted in National Observer (3 February 1964).William Faulkner
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Actually I thought it was quite ironic that the product that I use to protect my couch from spilling my Scotch on it was called Scotch-guard. Sometimes, things just work out like that. "Do you have anything to protect from spilling Scotch on something?" (turns around) "Hmm, let me see....here, Scotch-guard" (Amazed!) Perfect, do you have any Vodka-guard? How about Sperm-guard? It's a busy couch.
Ron White
An umbrella is of no avail against a Scotch mist.
James Russell Lowell
I'm sweating scotch out of every pore in my body.
Ron White
In Rangoon
The heat of noon
Is just what the natives shun,
They put their Scotch
Or Rye down
And lie down.Noel Coward
... to blow you Scotch beggars back to your native mountains.
Guy Fawkes
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