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I sued Taco Bell
'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas
And I got fat!
I sued Panasonic
They never said I shouldn't use their microwave
To dry off my cat!
--
"I'll Sue Ya", Straight Outta Lynwood (2006)

 

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