I felt something like the man on the resurrection morning who was reading his own tombstone and said either someone is an awful liar or I'm in the wrong hole.
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August 3,1961, NDP Leadership ConventionTommy Douglas
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And everyone's reading, you have to read, you can't be on the tube without reading, reading is very important. You get on on the morning and every single person is reading the Metro. Everyone, everyone. [imitates line of people reading newspaper] Why doesn't one person just read it to the carriage?
Michael McIntyre
A mine is a hole in the ground owned by a liar.
Samuel Langhorne (Mark Twain) Clemens
A mine is a hole in the ground owned by a liar.
Mark Twain
I'm frightened by your behaviour. I woke up this morning and you said good morning and i said good morning, what do you feel like doing today, and you said well i sort of have to do this thing, and i said what thing and you said go to the reading of my father's will, and I said what are you talking about and then you told me that your dad had died. THIS MORNING.
Daniel Handler
Interviewer: What would you like carved onto your tombstone? Banville: I'd rather not have a tombstone.
John Banville
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