He knows little who will tell his wife all he knows.

 

He knows little who will tell his wife all he knows.
--
The Good Husband.

 

Thomas Fuller (preacher)

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My wife wants a dog. She already has a baby. The baby’s almost two. My wife says that the baby wants the dog.
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Ron White

 

Guy from audience: Your wife is your beard!
Kevin: My wife is my beard isn't she?... Oh, sir, who was it? It was you? That was your move. 'Cause in your head you're going "I'm gonna yell out your wife is your beard and they'll laugh like they laughed at the rock guy!" And you yelled it out, you got it out there, you had the guts to do it and shit, and then I even echoed it for you just in case the cheap seats didn't hear it, and there was f**king crickets, sir.

 

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Robert Jordan

 

If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee;
If ever wife was happy in a man,
Compare with me ye women if you can.

 

Anne Bradstreet