When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.
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Attributed to Malakar as an e-mail sign off.Sanjaya Malakar
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Tequila, scorpion honey, harsh dew of the doglands, essence of Aztec, crema de cacti; tequila, oily and thermal like the sun in solution; tequila, liquid geometry of passion; Tequila, the buzzard God who copulates in midair with the ascending souls of dying virgins; tequila, firebug in the house of good taste; O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate!”
Tom Robbins
Passion is the salt of life, and that at the times when we are under its spell this salt is indispensable to us, even if we have got along very well without it before.
Francoise Sagan
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Ron White
When life hands you a lemon, say "Oh yeah, I like lemons. What else you got?
Henry Rollins
The point is that nobody likes having salt rubbed into their wounds, even if it is the salt of the earth.
Rebecca West
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