[On a fabricated tabloid story]
The Neptunian underworld king unleashed a barrage of eels from his abdomen and each of the eels was carrying a zippo lighter and as they flew by they spelt across the sky in fire 'Tara can a borrow your eyeliner please?' If you're gonna make stuff up go mental!Russell Brand
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Eels up inside ya!
Anonymous
Electric eels I might add do it,
Though it shocks 'em I know...Cole Porter
Trust is as slippery as a basket of eels sometimes.
Robert Jordan
Arguments are like eels: however logical, they may slip from the minds weak grasp unless fixed there by imagery and style.
Alain de Botton
Sausage-Seller: You [demagogues] are like the fishers for eels; in still waters they catch nothing, but if they thoroughly stir up the slime, their fishing is good; in the same way it's only in troublous times that you line your pockets.
(tr. O'Neill 1938, Perseus)Aristophanes
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