Wednesday, December 04, 2024 Text is available under the CC BY-SA 3.0 licence.

Ron White

« All quotes from this author
 

I'm sweating scotch out of every pore in my body.

 
Ron White

» Ron White - all quotes »



Tags: Ron White Quotes, Authors starting by W


Similar quotes

 

Actually I thought it was quite ironic that the product that I use to protect my couch from spilling my Scotch on it was called Scotch-guard. Sometimes, things just work out like that. "Do you have anything to protect from spilling Scotch on something?" (turns around) "Hmm, let me see....here, Scotch-guard" (Amazed!) Perfect, do you have any Vodka-guard? How about Sperm-guard? It's a busy couch.

 
Ron White
 

Well, between Scotch and nothin', I suppose I’d take Scotch. It’s the nearest thing to good moonshine I can find.

 
William Faulkner
 

So 'ere's to you, Fuzzy-Wuzzy, at your 'ome in the Soudan;
You're a pore benighted 'eathen but a first-class fightin' man.

 
Rudyard Kipling
 

We are now in the mountains and they are in us, kindling enthusiasm, making every nerve quiver, filling every pore and cell of us.

 
John Muir
 

He that has eyes to see and ears to hear may convince himself that no mortal can keep a secret. If his lips are silent, he chatters with his fingertips; betrayal oozes out of him at every pore.

 
Sigmund Freud
© 2009–2013Quotes Privacy Policy | Contact