I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them.
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p. 18Rodney Dangerfield (born Jacob Cohen)
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My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.
Rita Rudner
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
Oscar Levant
(On Ainsley Harriott) I must admit, I tend to think - with Ainsley - if you're that happy, you haven't really understood the world. You see, I think that cheeriness is all very well. Beyond a certain point it becomes quite offensive. And how many versions of what is, basically, your dinner can Ainsley do? There must be executives stalking the corridors of White City, thinking 'We need a new idea for Ainsley. He's so jolly. What can we have? We've had him doing Can't Cook, Won't Cook, Ready Steady Cook, Barbecues. We need something new, different, edgy. How about this? We like this. Ainsley's Death-Row Dinners.' Yes, the jolly chef tours the condemned man with a last supper to remember. We can have the recipes in the Radio Times - Ainsley's Humanely Fried Chicken, with a lethal injection of butter! - guaranteed to make the governor say 'Pardon'. (Wrap Up Warm tour, May 2004)
Linda Smith
Obviously, I am the cook. The cook is the director. He arranges the menu, the seating order of the guests; he gives refuge to the lovers; he prepares the repast of the lover's body. The cook is a perfectionist and a rationalist, a portrait of myself.
Peter Greenaway
Dangerfield, Rodney (born Jacob Cohen)
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